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This Is The Strangest, Grossest, Most Confusing Candy Ever Made
Everyone loves candy! (Well, maybe not too much candy. And certainly not this candy.) Instead of being appetizing to every sweet tooth, these confections are just, well, confusing.
Who thought these were a good idea? Who eats them?
1. Cremated Remains Candy
A tube of black sugar sounds gross enough, but why not go the extra mile and pretend it”s someone”s bodily remains?
2. Sperm Candy
3. Polar Poop Candy
Not only do you have to pretend to eat sh*t, but you”re stuck with a pooping plastic bear forever afterwards.
4. Toilet Candy
Someone thought encouraging children to dip lollipops in toilets and then lick them was a good idea.
5. X-Ray Fish Candy
If Swedish fish are too normal for you, you can feast on fish guts and bones instead.
6. Chum Candy
Even the word chum is gross.
7. Zit Candy
This is the worst thing ever. BRB, gagging.
8. Breast Candy
Japan, seriously. You need to stop. (Don”t ever stop.)
9. Meatball Gum
Nothing freshens your breath or brightens your smile like a ball of meat. Fake meat.
10. Garbage Cand
Well, it is known as “junk” food. Although this probably has less nutritional value than most actual garbage.
11. Crack Candy
It”s chocolate covered espresso beans, which is fine. The name, though.
12. Booger Candy
What has to be wrong with you to buy this?
13. Cigarette Candy
I know candy cigarettes were a thing long ago, but at least this brand is honest.
14. Finger French Fry Candy
Finger candy would be bad. French fry candy would be bad. But this unholy union of the two is so bad.
Afraid you eat too many sweets? Just think of any one of these and you”ll be put off for a good long time.
Source
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